You know, that guy. Looks like a B-movie mad scientist. Skinny. Over sized glasses. Gray hair. Always carrying a briefcase. (Must have blueprints to some top secret doomsday device in that case!) Yeah him. Right. Anyway he takes my bus at night now. Gets on at the mill. So I guess he's some kinda blue collar worker, he's not a scientist at all. The other day he was waiting at my bus stop. (Man! That threw me for a loop!)
Ever see that creepy homeless guy around? The one with the scraggly beard? Looks like he could be Charles Manson's little brother? You know... he wears that winter coat all year 'round. Got oily black stuff all over it? Mumbles to himself all the time. (I heard he goes to the library everyday and listens to the same Led Zeppelin record, like over & over again.)
Ok, well, you must have seen that girl? The teenager? Always wears those jeans with the little belted coat and the impractical shoes. Dresses like a grown up, but when you look closely she's got a face like a little cherub.... I'm sure you've seen her. She's usually with that guy. The one who dresses all like hip-hop style... he wears a patterned hoodie and a ballcap.
Speaking of impractical shoes: Did you notice those 2 women with the spiky heels who just walked past? Did you see how they hold their coffee cups out straight to balance while they walk? You know who I mean, we saw them before at R.W. & Co. Or was it Aeropostale? Or was that them? They could have been sisters. I don't know. Anyway, one of them looks like she has a "baby bump" now.
Do you notice that woman who walks her dogs past here every morning? You know. She's got two of 'em. Identical. (That dog was so nice she bought it twice!) Yeah, the brown dogs. She's always out there early, like when we go to work. We always drive past her right on that block. There she is again. Damn! She's like clockwork!
Here's the weirdest thing: You know that guy that I always see getting coffee? The one who always wears the khaki slacks... looks like someone I went to high school with only balding...(but it couldn't possibly be him because I'm not that old!). Anyway, I saw him at the mall! Yeah! I'm thinking, "Whoa! What's HE doing on THIS side of town?"
