Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Update on W2R #3 and "HROS" Comic project
Monday, December 6, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
"Several of my incestors are buried here"
Here's a video I threw together highlighting just a few of the flubs that came up within 1 hour of watching "Dark Shadows" last night. For those of you who've heard me talk before how messed-up this show can be, here's some proof. Again, I emphasize these aren't the "worst" bloopers from the show: just a taste of what 1 random hour gives you.
Sometime soon I'll post of video showing why I genuinely like "Dark Shadows", but for now this is a pretty good example of what I find so funny about it. :) I hope you get a LOL out of it too.
It's Only the End of the World
Sunday, November 14, 2010
"Joe" who?
Has anyone seen or heard of this movie before? My fascination with Dennis Patrick of "Dark Shadows" lead me to find this. It looks really bizarre and seems to be a bit of a "cult" classic in some circles. Seems like it's Archie Bunker meets "The Odd Couple" gone "Natural Born Killers". It's described as an extremely violent buddy movie/social commentary dark comedy about the generation gap. Apparently it's also notable as the first appearance by a young Susan Sarandon. All I can say is ...Weird! O_o
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Art technique
I recently started using this technique for my comic book art, and am having surprisingly good results from it. It's nothing startling or "new", just a different way of working that I've started, and am so far very pleased with the results. Basically, here's the steps:
1. Draw the pencil sketch. I do this in my regular old sketchbook. I usually use something light, like a 2H. I bring it up to the point that the main features are all there, but without really any shading, etc.
2. Scan the sketch. I adjust the midtones, highlights. etc and darken it a bit. Then I can put away the "original" sketch for posterity. If I screw-up in the later stages (as I often do), the original is still "clean".
3. Print out the scan, just on regular old computer paper. When the scan prints, everything has a nice grey cast to it. It's just "warmer" over all & automatically "fill" shaded a bit in the background, which works out nice for the B&W format of the comic book.
4. Ink over the print out. I use a variety of ink pens, with varying tips and widths. I don't use a brush, although I do use a brush-pen (ie., an ink pen with a brush tip). I like cheaper supplies because then I don't feel bad when I use them up & dry them out! I usually use Faber-Castell inking pens, in combination with just plain old dollar store Bic markers and Sharpies. **One caveat: I have noticed some of the cheaper markers and Sharpies are total shit on the computer paper! They bleed heavy & run. Therefore, I'm trying to use those less on this project. All I can say is it's a good thing I have the "back-up" of the original on the computer!
5. After inking, I shade and basically "colour" (ie, various tones of grey/black) with pencils. Lately I find I use 2H, H, HB, 4B and 6B the most. As you know, it's always best to start light, then move up to the darker pencils as you go on. This is the step where I add the most details. Lately I'm really into trying to add "textures" to things, so I'll try cross-hatching, or adding any little patterns, dots that look like zip tones, etc. I may use the inks a bit more to bring out little details.
6. Re-do any inks if necessary. That is, if the ink got pencilled over & doesn't look as crisp anymore, darken it in again.
The end result has been looking remarkably like an ink "wash" (which I wouldn't know how to actually do because I suck with a brush!) or sometimes like a "cell shaded" piece. At least, I think so. I've been pretty impressed with the results I'm getting. I'd love to show you an example, BUT I really can't without giving away a "spoiler" for the comic. So you'll just have to take my word for it. Sorry.
7. Once it's "finished" scan it back onto the computer again. This is the working copy for the comic.
Obviously, for some doing all the artwork digitally on the computer in the first place would've yielded the same results (or better) without all these manual steps. Yes, of course it would... BUT I haven't been able to master the technology & I find it very frustrating. For me, it's always easier to do things manually, even if it is more time & labour intensive!
Anyway, nothing startling new. Just wanted to talk about how I draw & what I'm learning in the course of doing this little comic.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Long time no write
Well, actually that's not true. I've been writing a lot lately. In fact, I've written more these past few months than I have in years!
I guess over the past few months I've eschewed this blog in favour of the paper zine. True to form: I've always preferred doing things the old fashioned & outdated way! Doing the paper version, although maybe not as "immediate" as the blog, is just more fun for me these days because it brings together writing, drawing, planning layouts, etc that I can't really do in electronic form and so I find it to be more satisfying as a creative outlet.
There will be an issue #3 of the paper zine but probably not until the new year. I've got some sexy ideas for it -- which I'm dying to tell you about...but won't -- but I haven't really had the time yet to sit down & write anything. One slight change with #3... it may be all black & white this time. The costs associated with making colour copies for everyone is getting up there. We'll see... I may change my mind if the material warrants colour. (Some pieces just demand colour!) After all, if a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well.
What I have been working on for the past few weeks is my anthology comic book. It's been a fun and challenging project thus far. For one thing, I'm not a "fiction" writer. Back in my most depressed days (when I wrote copiously and constantly) I dabbled in poetry, drama, and even attempted a script for a graphic novel! But writing "short stories" is something I've never really done before. Although I don't think I have any skill at it I do find it a nice change of pace. Surprisingly, the little bit I've written thus far has come very easy to me...which probably confirms my suspicions that it's complete tripe. But I hope the reader will find it "interesting" at least! It's been nice to get back in touch with writing again -- sans depression! Writing is quickly re-claiming it's place as my favourite thing to do.
The artwork is certainly the more frustrating part of the project. My art skills peaked around high school, and I admit that I don't "practice" enough to improve or learn any interesting techniques. So, there's a gap between the idea I visualize in my mind and the finished image on paper. Also, I am completely useless when it comes to doing digital art on the computer. It's just too frustrating for me! But, so long as the drawings I scratch out are "passable" I plan to use them in the comic. My dream is to see this comic book completed and say "I did that" and hopefully with some level of quality!
Otherwise, not much new to report. My fixation with Dark Shadows is ever-growing...
Speaking of which, I'll end with a pic of my favourite Irish con man, Jason McGuire.
And a very cute piece of parody "slash fiction" from YouTube that makes me LOL...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PHXRxDP4E
Friday, October 1, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
More vampires than you can "count"...!
Monday, July 12, 2010
In memory
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Sweet dreams
A few years ago I started a "dream journal" in which I record some of my more notable dreams. I don't write down every dream; just the ones that seem significant, either because they were particularly funny/odd/scary or the more "insightful" dreams that felt like they have some important message or psychological significance. I seem to come up with some pretty "out there" stuff whilst sleeping....although I'm sure most people feel that way about their dreams. You may remember that one of my dreams was featured in Jesse Reklaw's "Slow Wave" web comic. One of these days I'd like to do a small "anthology" publication of excerpts from my little dream journal. (It would have to be a "best of".) Every now & then I flip through & re-read some of the dreams recorded in my journal. Some things in there are really bizarre and funny. Other entries are completely terrifying and violent.
Generally, dreams are my happy place. Even the nightmares are a form of "escapism" for me. In my dreams I get to hang out with cool people and do interesting things -- it's much better than real life!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Silence of the Lambs: The Musical
This is quite old now, but "Silence of the Lambs: The Musical" still cracks me up. This is my favourite tune from it. This Lego version is a YouTube classic! :)
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Famous Monsters
I caught this documentary on tv several weeks ago and thought it was very interesting. It's the story of Forrest J Ackerman, founder of "Famous Monsters" magazine and the world's original "fanboy". Although I'd heard of "Famous Monsters" magazine before, and heard the name Forrest J Ackerman before, I wasn't really aware of what an interesting character he was!
Affectionately known as "Uncle Forry" he is known as the earliest rabid fan of the sci-fi and horror genres. In fact, it was he who first coined the term "sci fi"! Over the course of his life he had personal encounters with legends of the genre (having personally met H.G. Wells, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Bela Lugosi... the list goes on and on! It would be shorter to list who he hadn't met!) He had a vast collection of movie props and memorabilia long before the advent of ebay or the notion of "collector's items" existed, and for many years actually ran a museum out of his home (the "Ackermansion") that was open to the public! He was involved in one of the first ever fan conventions and showed up dressed in costume -- and thus he invented cosplay too! In fact, the extent of his fandom was so legendary that he was actually given a special Hugo award: "#1 Fan Personality" (never awarded to anyone else)! His list of accomplishments is long, varied, and completely remarkable. Take a quick look at Wikipedia to get an idea of all the pop culture phenomena that Forrest J Ackerman was involved in -- it's quite astounding!
Another small thing that I didn't realize that Forrest J Ackerman "invented": Those horror movie still photos with the joke quips on them (which we've all seen copied on The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, in some of the Marvel comics "magazines", Cracked magazine, etc.). Anyway, that's just a small example of the far-reaching influence this fan had.
As I was watching the documentary I was getting excited at the prospect of someday visiting the Ackermansion, but sadly Uncle Forrie passed away in 2008. Ah well.
Oh, and of interest to Lost fans: Daniel Roebuck, the actor who played "Arnzt" is in it! Turns out he is himself a huge fan/collector of Famous Monsters and all things Ackerman. Neat.
I guess one of the things I find so fascinating about stories of collectors and fans is that really, in some cases, it's a strange "alternative lifestyle". Their love of a genre is like a religion to some of these people... or a form of obsession! Personally, I've never found any one thing in my life that I could devote myself to that completely (well, apart from my family, of course!) Another aspect I find so interesting in the case of Forrest J Ackerman is how one person can attach himself to so many diverse and influential people (authors, filmmakers, etc.) and forge his own little niche in that world. (He was even Ed Wood's "illiterary agent"!) And of course, the retro-addict and pop culture junkie in me loves to just ogle at these kitschzy old collections! If you get a chance to watch this short little documentary, I recommend it.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
The Swap
The Rules:
Everyone must bring 1 "gift" item to the party. This item must be either:
a.) Used. (Either something you found at Value Village, etc or possibly something you had and no longer need. If buying from a thrift store we'd agree upon a spending limit of $5 or something like that.)
OR
b.) Something you made. (For example it could be a CD, a pie you baked, a drawing, etc, etc.)
The overall rule is that whatever you bring, it must be something "cool". (This is not an opportunity to get rid of old junk from your basement!)
From there I figure it could work one of two ways: either a straight-up gift exchange (people drawing names beforehand), or perhaps more interestingly as a "Yankee swap". The swap idea adds the extra fun of people fighting over items that are particularly cool. The drawing of names is fun too because it would be neat to see what you could find at Value Village with someone else in mind.
I just think it would be interesting to see what people would find/bring. Also, I hate the expense of the holidays and this would be a fun alternative to the traditional gift giving.
So, what do you think?
(Yes, I know this post isn't exactly topical. Just throwin' it out there while I think of it!)
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Reader Poll -- We want to hear from YOU!
Presumably anyone reading this is part of a fairly like-minded circle of people with similar interests. So here's the idea:
From the list below, send an email with what you would "highly recommend". Please send a minimum of 5 answers (there is no maximum). Submit your answers via email to wide2rec@gmail.com (please, not in the comments section) Later on, I will share your suggestions on a future Wide to Receive missive and hopefully we can all find something new & cool to check out!
The categories are:
- Book
- Comic book series or graphic novel
- A good bookstore
- A good restaurant
- A good record store
- Magazine
- The best place to get a good ___ (eg. burger/taco/drink etc) - specify what & where
- TV series
- Movie
- Video game
- CD
- Band or musical artist
- Website/blog/Twitter
What you choose to recommend is up to you: for example, you can name a bunch of things in the same category (eg. recommend a list of books), or you can pick & choose a bunch of categories. The only other real criteria is that your selections should be relatively current/recent things (like, something that has been released/published within the past couple of years). Try to "stay off the beaten path" a bit: the point is to help each other to discover new & different things. (So for example, yeah we already know "Lost" is a good show... try to tell us about something we might not have seen or considered.) Also, it's ok to name a store, restaurant, etc that might be in a different city but try to stick to locations that most of us might actually visit (ie, Canada or US)!
Got it? Good! Now start thinking! I look forward to seeing your answers.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
In search of kindred spirits
Looking over the RSVP page, I was struck with how interesting these kids seemed. Here are a couple of examples:
"16 year-old liberal philosopher mourning the loss of London Calling, seeking value of life, Lloyd Cole and the Commotions fans and world travelers..."
"Help me!! Stuck in suffocatingly small town with no style. Love to hear from any diehard Bow Wow Wow fan..."
"Seeking Progressives who believe everyday is Halloween. Detest: red meat, phoniness, top 40. Thrives: black clothing, skulls, clubs, Cure, big hair, '60s make-up..."
"Yowch, you creeps! I'm a 17 year-old thing and I like Eurythmics, Tears for Fears, The Smiths and Sting. Also into Depeche Mode, Frankie and classical. Must be an individual and a vegetarian (no, not really). Write soon."
"Seeking all those into Bloom County, The Blue Gels, Italian drummers, gargling Windex, and the now theory of the Universe. Absolutely NO weirdos!..."
Wouldn't it be fun to write some of these people now and see if you got a response...? I mean, these addresses are likely their parents' houses and surely there's a chance your letter would reach someone & get passed along. Based on these ads, they sound like pretty interesting people that I'd like to know!
With all the connectivity we enjoy now, it's probably hard to imagine how isolated some of these kids felt back then (although I remember it myself growing up). Living in a little hick town somewhere, with no one around who shared your offbeat tastes and interests, seeking acceptance and like-minded individuals in the pages of a monthly magazine, checking the mailbox each day with eager anticipation...
(Jesus, living in SJ today isn't all that different!)
Monday, May 3, 2010
Suave!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
These are "the worst"!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Outraged!
I've been vicariously following this saga for a couple of weeks and am completely outraged that anyone would do this!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Destination Truth
(Note: The above link is just part 1, please refer to YouTube for the rest of the show!)
Did anyone else happen to see this episode of "Destination Truth"? I was thinking about that audio recording from the crematorium all last night! Usually this program does a really good job of debunking the "paranormal" but there seems to be absolutely no explanation for that recording. (That is, excluding the notion that it was faked.) Too weird!
Do you believe in ghosts? If so, what do you think they are exactly?
Do you think they're really the tortured spirits of the departed who just aren't ready to "move on"? Here's a bullshit theory that I made up once that has absolutely no basis in fact: What if there's actually a parallel dimension/alternate reality and the encounters we have with "ghosts" are just points where that dimension and ours happen to intersect...? You'd really have to get your tin foil hat on to accept that one, I know... but who can say for sure?
I'm not sure that I believe in the supernatural but I do enjoy stories about it on the level of really entertaining fiction. I do believe in the possibility that certain creatures/phenomenon might exist, and I'm open to hearing compelling proof if anyone could ever come up with it. And occasionally I enjoy being freaked out. Men in Black absolutely terrify me (no, I don't mean the Will Smith movie) and I find the idea of Bigfoot plausible and creepy. There's a lot on this planet that we just don't know about yet so I'm open to the possibility that such things could exist (but that doesn't mean that I think they do exist).
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Rainy Saturdays and comic shops
When I think of what makes a great comic shop is a combination of nostalgia and the "underground" factor. This is one part the "musty, dusty" stuff and one part cutting edge. By "musty, dusty", I'm sure you know what I mean: basically what you might describe as "the old curiosity shop". Prized golden-age and silver age comics lining the walls (something to drool over and aspire to one day buying); rows and rows of long boxes of alphabetized back issues (for treasure hunting); and the "museum pieces", ie, assorted collector's items from by-gone eras like baseball cards and old toys (ie, things you wouldn't want to buy but enjoy looking at). The really good "old school" comic shops generally have this same look (kind of worn and dingy, downtown storefront), and yes a distinctive smell (very dusty and slightly moldy!). On the flip side, a good comic shop also needs an underground or "cutting edge" factor too. By "cutting edge" I'm referring to items that were more modern and had a quirkier bent to them. In this category are the "indie" comics, photocopied zines, strange import books, fan magazines devoted to really obscure topics, etc. These are the types of materials you'd never see anywhere else but a comic shop. You'd never be exposed to this type of stuff in a "mainstream" place like a drug store comic rack or a flea market table. These are what you might call the skeezier items: either too racy/controversial/violent or too obscure and fan-specific to be palatable to the casual consumer. With these items lay the possibility of discovering something new and interesting...or it might go completely over your head.
Finally, a third characteristic of a great comic shop is the "Cheers" factor. You know, a place where everybody knows your name. I touched on this earlier with Mad City and Gamezilla, but a comic shop tends to be a hangout for like-minded individuals (ok, "geeks") and there's a social aspect to shopping there. Any given time you visit the shop you're bound to see someone you know there. The workers know you, remember your tastes and interests, and they're usually free to sit behind the counter & chat. The best shops invariably have a character, a distinctive personality, that everyone associates with the store. In the case of The Sorcerer's Stone, it was Joe Harris. So, a great comic shop can be a kind of clubhouse, where you might go just to seek friendship not necessarily to buy anything. Even when you visit a comic shop in another city, you tend to see the same thing. You can almost spot the "counterparts" people have in other cities!
In Halifax it's Strange Adventures. In Bangor it's Topshelf Comics. In Toronto it's The Beguiling. No matter where you go, the feel is pretty much the same. Here it used to be The Sorcerer's Stone, and although there are some worthy successors, nothing has truly replaced it.
Monday, April 5, 2010
The Boob Tube
Sunday, March 28, 2010
"Picnic": A Socio-Sexual Examination. Final Part (Honest!)
And now the stunning conclusion. (Spoilers abound.)
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Hollywood horrors
Some of my most traumatic television moments came from The Bionic Woman of all places! Mind you, I haven't seen that show in several decades, so in writing this I'm relying on my terrified child's memory. Obviously the worst for me were "the Fembots". If you recall, they were female androids that took on the appearance of ordinary women, often posing as someone else. Whenever it was revealed they were a "fembot" their face was torn off to reveal the metal circuitry under the skin. But they still had eyes! Look at this shit!!!
There was another episode of a show, and now I can't remember if it was The Bionic Woman or possibly Nancy Drew/The Hardy Boys (more likely the latter) but it dealt with a haunting and a cave that had Native Indian carvings. When they showed the cave drawings it was dark, there was a flickering fire and there was low, incessant Native chanting going on. I think it was to do with ghosts -- and I remember them cutting to a woman in bed being woken up and this chanting is going on. Obviously that freaked me out too -- so much that I don't remember anything else about it or even what show it was. For all I know it could've been the Bigfoot episode too.
Related to the terrors of The Bionic Woman, my brother used to torment me about the "Venus space probe" on The Six Million Dollar Man. A recurring "enemy" on that show, basically "the probe" was a Russian built space craft that landed in America. It was designed to destroy anything that got in it's way, so naturally only Steve Austin could fight it. Just to pick on me, my brother would chase me around pretending to be the deadly "Venus space probe", saying "the probe! the probe!" in a robotic voice while making a repetitive snapping hand gesture -- really just an excuse to scare the crap out of me & start a wrestling match. Really, I don't think the "Venus space probe" on tv was all that frightening, it was just what my brother turned it into that bothered me!
Another time I recall walking into the room as my parents were watching "Salem's Lot" and accidentally seeing this guy sitting in a dark room slowly rocking in a creaky rocking chair:
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Note to self: delete this mo-fo off my hard drive as soon as I post this!)
Being the kind of nut that I am, I'd love to re-watch some of these past tv horrors now. For one thing it would clarify my memory about them. Another reason would be to "exorcise" some of my childhood demons because this cheesy 70s stuff probably seems pretty tame now.
So go on -- Share your childhood horrors... if you dare!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Imaginus
http://www.imaginus.ca/
It was a massive travelling print & poster sale that used to visit university campuses. Usually it hit this neck of the woods in early fall, if I remember correctly. They usually set-up business in the student union building or cafeteria and it was huge! They had posters of pretty much anything you could think of: fine art, music, nature, fantasy, celebrities, almost any movie poster you could think of. The selection was amazing and although they usually had everything sorted by category you could easily spend hours flipping through searching for something that fit your obscure tastes -- and you usually found it!
Recently I got thinking about those Imaginus sales and about my love affair with posters. In my youth I was quite a connoisseur of posters and my walls were usually "wallpapered" with them. Even at a very young age I remember having posters in my bedroom. The first I remember having was one of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman that my mother gave me. I don't remember necessarily being interested in that show; in retrospect I suspect it was my mother's way of making a subtle feminist statement (remember, Wonder Woman was on the cover of the first issue of Ms. magazine.) Unfortunately, I was too young to appreciate that and I remember well the fate of that poster: jumping up & down on the bed with a handful of crayons I scribbled all over it. Suffice to say my I got in trouble for that little stunt.
The posters changed with my tastes. Usually they reflected movies and tv shows that I liked at the time: E.T., Return of the Jedi, The Greatest American Hero. I even had a Shaun Cassidy (the cuter of "The Hardy Boys") poster that came with one of his records that was handed-down to me from one of my brother's female friends. One early favourite poster was a Raiders of the Lost Ark poster which showed Indy kicking up the dust with his bullwhip. Later on the posters got more and more about "cute boys" and rock bands. A lot of things on my walls were torn out of magazines but also big, full-sized posters too. I was really "into" The Police at the time (Sting seemed less douchey in the 80s!) so I had a lot of them up there...until they were replaced by punks like The Sex Pistols, who were in turn replaced by my greatest musical love, The Smiths. I had a lot of pin-ups torn out of Smash Hits magazine on my walls. Sometimes I just put things up because I liked the aesthetics of it, and didn't necessarily know who the band or actor was. Later into my teens my tastes got geekier and my walls reflected it: Monty Python, comic characters like Wolverine and The Joker, and of course, Star Trek.
Some of them I wish I still had but most of those posters were destroyed or given away to friends over the years. But I do still own a good number of them. I keep most of them in a triangular cardboard mailing tube. The other day I got thinking about some of those posters so I retrieved the tube from my parents' basement. This morning I looked at what was in there. Some of it was cringe-worthy but some of it is still pretty cool. There's a rather unique looking pastel pencil drawing of David Bowie from 1984 that's pretty sweet. A Jack Nicholson from The Shining ("Here's Johnny!") b/w poster. Several Morrissey and The Smiths posters, including some presumably now rare-ish "tour" posters (one of which, from The Queen Is Dead, I still have framed on my studio wall.) And like a lot of young people, I went through a James Dean phase: I have an extremely large, "colourized", floor-to-ceiling James Dean poster that I got off a friend's sister; a b/w shot of him on a motorcycle; and a classic movie poster from "Rebel Without A Cause" (which looks pretty good; I'm considering putting this one up in the studio too!). Oh, and a ton of classic Star Trek posters. It seems my tastes were pretty bi-polar, running the gamut from cool to nerd.
What were some of the posters you had on your walls?
Thursday, March 25, 2010
"Picnic": A Socio-Sexual Examination Part 3
"Picnic", Columbia Pictures, 1955. Directed by Joshua Logan, based on a play by William Inge. Starring William Holden, Kim Novak and Rosalind Russell. All photos and videos used solely for the purposes of review.
Apropos of nothing, the third installment in my slightly tongue-in-cheek classic movie review.
Recap: Sexual tensions ride high as handsome hobo Hal Carter joins the desperate women of a small Kansas town at the big Labour Day picnic.
Madge Owens has been crowned the Queen of Neewollah in a ceremony evocative of some pagan fertility ritual. Afterwards there's a dance along the waterfront pavilion. Nerdy Millie attempts to "shake her groove thang" as Hal shows her how it's done. As expected, Hal knows a thing or two about moving his body, but poor Millie can't quite get the hang of his rhythm. Watching from the staircase above, Madge gets in touch with Hal's dance and seizes the opportunity to horn-in on her little sister's date. Naturally Hal and Madge work their beautiful bods in perfect harmony. They share a sensuous dance to "Moonglow" and the hearts of women everywhere begin to melt. (Footnote: William Holden hated dancing and demanded $8000 "stunt" pay to perform this scene, thinking that would get him off the hook. The studio paid it and the rest is history: the scene instantly became a romantic classic and "Moonglow" rocketed to the top of the charts that year.) The locals aren't too happy about it, though. Millie, annoyed that her sister has cut-in on her action and once again stolen the spotlight, is pissed. Finding Howard Bevans' whiskey bottle she quickly drowns her underage sorrows. Mrs. Owens isn't too thrilled to see Madge eschewing rich Alan for a homeless man. Mrs. Potts thinks it's pretty hot, though. And so does Rosemary Sydney, who is getting all hot & bothered watching Hal work it on the dance floor. And it seems Hal's got a little something for everyone... except Rosemary. In a jovial moment, Hal even takes Howard into his arms for a little dance.
This is where the shit hits the fan.
In a jealous fit, perhaps fueled by homophobia, Rosemary puts an abrupt end to their dancing. She tries to lighten the mood with her drunken rambling. She pulls up Hal's pants, demanding to see his bare legs. Hal objects, she persists. Wedging herself into Hal's arms Rosemary lets her hands wander, and tells Hal that he looks like a statue or a Roman gladiator. She gets increasingly aggressive. Howard demands that Rosemary stop molesting Hal. In a lustful fit Rosemary tears off Hal's shirt. Hal looks victimized and ready to cry. Suddenly Millie appears, announcing that she's drunk then vomits on the spot. Alan arrives and demands to know that's going on. Half-naked Hal is too distraught to speak. Rosemary launches into a tirade equivalent to "he was asking for it" and hurls the blame for Millie's drunkenness and pretty much everything else on Hal because he's so good looking and thinks he's cock of the walk, so to speak. Effectively, it's his fault because he was "dressed provocatively", I guess. Eager to hear all the dirty details the townsfolk shine a spotlight on half-naked Hal and the whole sordid scene. Shamed and humiliated Hal runs off. Madge follows.
One interesting thing about "Picnic" is that it takes a lot of our common gender stereotypes and stands them on their head. If the tables were turned, and the genders in this film were reversed, Hal Carter could easily be a Marilyn Monroe sex-bomb type, or even a little Lolita. Consider what we would generally we think of the naive young ingenue; a vulnerable young female, usually either vacantly unaware of her power over the opposite sex and suffering unwanted attention, or otherwise as calculating and manipulative, exploiting her own feminine wiles for power or gain. Here it is Hal who takes the role of the ingenue, seemingly a victim of his own sexual magnetism. After seeing the sexual harassment he suffers from Rosemary Sydney we begin to see Hal as something of a victim of his own carnality. Suddenly that outrageous tale of the "Thelma & Louise" thieves in the sports car doesn't seem so preposterous. Of course, Hal is a bit dim-witted, but we begin to question his motives: Is he a drifter because he's a manipulative gigolo? Or is he a victim of the judgements people make about him based on his appearance? Is he the victim of his own sexy pheromones who was brought to ruin by a lifetime of exploitation and abuse? That's open to interpretation, I think. And returning to the point of gender-role reversals, have you noticed that the sexual aggressors in this film are the women, most notably Rosemary Sydney? Her outburst at the dance is an easy metaphor for sexual assault. Which, I should point out, I'm in no way taking lightly. I'm just pointing out the parallels: If it was an older man making unwelcome sexual advances on a young girl and tearing her shirt off we'd have a very different movie! It would be an interesting experiment to consider "Picnic" if all the characters were cast in the opposite sex. I think it would play out just as well, requiring only minor revisions. For example, instead of Queen of Neewollah make "Madge" a quarterback. See how easy it is? Another important point to consider about "Picnic" is the sexual themes. Remember, this is an American mainstream movie made in 1955. It seems in our post-modern age we are quick to view the past through the rose-tinted glasses of prudery. As my husband so wisely remarked, "each generation likes to think they invented sex." Of course, people have been writing about sex forever. Still, it feels unique that a movie made in the place and time that it was deals so openly with female sexuality and gender issues. Really, you have to give this movie props for that.
Next time: The stunning conclusion (I promise!)